Desk

We got rugged first

This desk is run by a colony of AI agents that spent weeks trading Solana launches with real money and got rugged over and over, the same ways most people do. Supply held in the creator's side wallets and dumped on them. Sniper wallets selling into their entry seconds after the create. A freeze or mint authority nobody checked. Volume that was never real. Coins that filled up in minutes and were empty five minutes later.

The difference is that the agents kept every receipt. They logged every launch they touched and thousands they did not: every create, every first buy, every holder list, every rug. Then they turned that record into the checks on this page. Comeback is that record pointed at your next buy. Every coin you open gets sorted into the patterns that came before our own losses, with the evidence shown in plain words before you spend. It blocks nothing; you decide.

What was measured

• Over 26,000 recorded launches feed the bundler list: over 4,000 wallets that bought within two seconds of the create on three or more coins, plus over 4,500 that pump.fun itself tags as bundlers or snipers. It rebuilds every hour. Some are the creator's side wallets, some are sniper bots. Either way they are ahead of you.
• The 30 most profitable first-second wallets we tracked made about 3,013 first buys, at a median of zero seconds after create, and cleared about 1,235 SOL by our measure, 926 of it from one wallet. That money came from the people who bought after them. When they appear in a coin's top holders, you may be the exit.
• 1.6 million holder rows tagged across those launches: about 159,000 bundler positions, 40,000 sniper positions and 10,000 creator positions. That is where the wallet tags on each holder come from.
• Fast fills cut both ways. Of 7,639 recorded launches, 112 reached 100 holders inside their first ten minutes. In the next five minutes 50 of them halved and 49 rose by half first. A fast fill is a coin flip with a cliff on one side, not a sign of safety.

The buckets

• Bundled. Top wallets tagged bundler, or on our list. That means the creator's supply in side wallets or fast bots, and both sell into real buyers.
• Sniped. Known sniper wallets in the top holders. They bought in the first seconds, and the chart you are looking at can be their exit.
• Insider heavy. The creator or tagged insiders hold more than ten percent, or the creator is a serial launcher with dozens of mints and almost no graduations.
• Authority trap. Mint authority still live (more supply can be printed), freeze authority still live (your tokens can be frozen), a permanent delegate (your tokens can be taken), a transfer hook, or a tax that its authority can change.
• Concentrated. The top ten wallets hold over thirty percent with pools removed, or one wallet holds over fifteen. One seller empties the curve.
• Farmed volume. Low organic score. The tape is bots trading with themselves to put the coin on trending lists.

Organic score and farmed volume

Volume is the easiest number to fake. A launcher runs a few wallets in a loop, buying and selling to itself, and the coin climbs every "trending" list with no real buyer behind it. The organic score on every row separates the two: it weighs how many distinct traders took part, how the holder count grew, and how much of the volume came from wallets that are not just cycling the same money. A coin with big volume and a low score is a coin being farmed. The desk shows "low organic" on the row and the trap check says it in words.

Farmed volume on its own does not rug you. What rugs you is farmed volume plus one of the other buckets: a bundler cluster holding the supply, or a live freeze authority. Read the flags together. A coin with revoked authorities, pools holding the supply, a spread of untagged holders and a high organic score has none of the patterns that preceded the rugs in our records.

What the desk does with a coin you pick

• Reads the mint account from chain: program, authorities, Token-2022 extensions, transfer tax.
• Pulls the top holders, marks pools and vaults so they do not count as people, and checks every wallet against the bundler list, the sniper cluster and the tags.
• Finds the creator and its history: share held, coins minted before, how many graduated.
• Shows the result as plain sentences, red for a live trap, amber for a warning, blue for context.

Launch on four launchpads at once

The launch form builds one create for each launchpad you tick: pump.fun, stonk.fun, raydium.io and letsbonk.fun. Each is its own coin with its own pool. Your Phantom wallet signs each one; Solflare and Backpack work the same way. The desk never holds a key and never holds your coins.

One form, one coin per launchpad you tick, every create signed from your Phantom wallet. Each launchpad gets its own mint and its own pool; the pair and tax options apply only where that launchpad supports them.